Talk about running out of ideas. Here is a synopsis of the latest Stephen King
book, which sounds so awful it made me laugh until I cried (well, my eyes got
misty anyway).

"At three in the afternoon on October 1st, Clayton Riddell is just an ordinary citizen walking the streets of Boston. In fact, he is about to declare life truly good, as he has just landed the publishing dream of a lifetime. He won't know how good until three minutes later, when his life and everyone else's will be terrifyingly altered. For at precisely 3:03 PM, anyone using a cellphone will inexplicably revert to the savage killer instincts of humanity's ancestral
past."

CELL by Stephen King

What really makes me laugh is that the odds are good that TK will have to
write a similar synopsis about the movie in 2 years.

Oh wait,here it is:

Commenting on the announcement, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx said, "We're thrilled to
be brining 'Cell' to the screen. Stephen King has his finger on America's
pulse -- a pulse that beats faster and faster with every thrilling word he
writes. 'Cell' continues in the proud tradition of 'Gerald's Game,'
'Insomnia,' and 'Danse Macabre,' proving that King hasn't lost a step in
his lifelong mission to scare the life out of everyone in America."