I have written very little over the past couple of weeks mostly because I have been working my tail off at work. O where the Halcyon days of time for procrastination?
Busy busy busy.
Finalizing house remodel, refinancing house (to pay for said remodel), dealing with babies-to-be stuff, playing some softball (Go Ether Binge!), and now organzing the dangerous and ill-advised turkey fry. If there is no grease fire, I will deem the fry a success.
Did I mention I found out it is going to be an all-girl Colbert household? Yes, except for Daddy, nothing but wall to wall estrogen (or whatever my spade cat and spade dog still have). The turtle may be male, but who can tell. It is a reptile. Anyway, I now have my new life mandate, thanks to Chris Rock.
Got to keep my babies off the pole.
S.
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- This blog is probably late, behind, and/or delayed. I am so very sorry and I will do everything in my power to catch up, make up, or otherwise atone for my sins as a writer and human being.
- Remodeling a house is hard and expensive. I wish it cost less money. More money would be good and please send me money. Boo-hoo.
- Having twin babies is also hard. However a lot of stuff they do is cool. I will do my best to express this feeling in more robust, expressive terms, but will probably in the end fall back on terms like "sweet", "awesome", and "cool". I will also occasionally throw in an adverbial "pretty" in front of those adjectives, the worst sort of grammatical heresy. This occurs for the dual reason that sometimes the ups and downs of parenting are difficult to articulate and also because this section of the blog usually gets written last and therefore is most likely to suffer serious writer fatigue.
2 comments:
I know you like to call a spade a spade, but I think perhaps you meant "spayed."
Um... It's a poker term?
Each member of my household has a card value, so that when I gather any 5-7 items together I have a poker hand. The tough part is I am only allowed 52 things. (plus Candy, who is a Joker).
Or, alternatively, I type fast and don't proofread.
You decide!
S.
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